Sir Fruit
Description
Ah yes, the sneaky tomato. The fruit that is also vegetable-curious. In fact, in 1887, the Americans went as far as to technically classify it as a vegetable – but this was purely for tax reasons. (Which is a very American thing to do.) The Germans entirely bypassed that particular debate, and declared the tomato a Wolf Peach ( Wolfpfirsich ) capable of summoning werewolves. (Which is a very German thing to do.) In Mzansi, we keep things much simpler, of course. Tomatoes are for juicing, and that juice goes into Bloody Marys. That’s all. Thanks for coming, meine ladies and gentlemen. At Sir…